Smoking Quotes

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.  I haven't had time for tobacco since.  ~Arturo Toscanini To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did.  I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.  ~Mark Twain, attributed I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well.  So I gave up cigarettes.  Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought:  "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.  ~Benny Hill One thousand Americans stop smoking every day - by dying.  ~Author Unknown There's something luxurious about having a girl light your cigarette.  In fact, I got married once on account of that.  ~Harold Robbins Remember, if you smoke after sex you're...

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